GENERAL
Name: Heather
Nicks: eternalfire, nacho, H, Hader
Age: 23
Job: Unemployed/Student
Romantic Status: Engaged!
Appearance:
Blonde hair, blue eyes.
130 pounds.
5'7".
Pale complexion.
Muscular.
Dimples/stress lines.
Tattoo'd left bicep.
Large scar down front of right leg.
30 QUESTIONS
1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A SECOND HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
New York. I have always wanted to live in New York and wander the crowds. So many interesting people!
2. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLES OF CLOTHING?
My American Eagle jeans, 'Life Hard' t-shirt, and my rescued Royal Canadian Engineers jacket.
3.WHAT PETS DO YOU OWN?
3 kitties:
- Neechy, who is my little man.
- Poopie, who is the retarded one.
- Chibi, who is the girly-girl.
1 ratty:
- Willow, the continually sickly ratty.
4. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
Anywhere from 6 am to 11 am. It depends on my schedule and whether or not I'm having a bout of insomnia.
5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?
My toaster. I couldn't live without my toaster. Seriously! I eat toast for breakfast like whoa.
6. IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Drums! I like banging things, if you know what I mean.
7. FAVORITE COLOR?
Emerald green.
8. WHICH VEHICLE DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR, MOTORCYCLE, OR SUV?
Neither. A dependable sedan is love! I currently own a 2000 Toyota Echo, and will probably be buried with it.
9. DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE AFTERLIFE?
Not really, no.
10. FAVORITE BOOK?
Jacqueline Carey's "Kushiel's Dart" series.
Joyce Carol Oates' "Foxfire: Confessions of a Girl Gang"
11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
Summer. WARMTH.
12. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
A poorly done chinese symbol for fire. It was done in a man's kitchen. Oh, life.
13. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPERPOWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
The power to consistently give G-Spot orgasms.
14. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
Halfassedly.
15. ONE PERSON/PEOPLE FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?
Lori Brewer. Or, alternately, Martin Luther King Jr.
16. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED?
THE GATEWAY TO HELL.
No, seriously - I don't even want to know. I haven't cleaned under there in three years.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DAY?
Saturday - because it is not quite Friday, but not quite Sunday.
18. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?
Sushi, preferably tofu or vegetable stuffed. Do you know how many calories are in a hamburger? Yikes. And don't even think about the fat!
19. WHAT IS A FEAR THAT YOU HAVE?
That I will be 40 and still in school. Oh, god, please let me just end up in a career.
20. WHAT REALLY PISSES YOU OFF/CHEERS YOU UP?
Anger: Bratty children, sexism, homophobia, money problems, and the fact that cigarettes are bad for you.
Happiness: Cuddles, people playing with my hair, massages, oral sex, accomplishments, getting my hair styled.
21. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER?
White roses.
23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNACK?
A vegan chocolate-dipped oatcake, coupled with a soymilk/skim milk latte with three sugar twin.
24. DESCRIBE YOUR PJS.
My ragged blue boxers with grey stretchy waistband, or the white pj pants with blue swirls on them. A bra is optional.
25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST?
TOAST. WITH FAKE BUTTER. egegeh. Or maybe diced potato chunks fried up and served with fake butter to dip it in. Hmm.
26. DO YOU LIKE YOUR DEGREE?
I guess. I've come to terms with the fact it's pretty near useless (BA students represent!)
27. WHAT IS YOUR DREAM JOB?
Anything that is stable, fulfills my desire to help people, and pays well enough that I can have a home and pay the bills/etc, while still having plenty of dough to spend on fun things.
28. WHAT AGE DO YOU PLAN TO RETIRE?
Whenever I die.
29. WHERE DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Party at my apartment. We ended up curled on the floor together, and she was touching my boobies! Oh, true love!
30. SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO DO THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE.
Go to a Tori Amos concert.
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